I was absent last Thursday from office because I was sick.  So imagine my delight when I noticed that a 2GO package is already on my table the next day. It only means one thing: my package has arrived!

I know it's already March.  Is it too late to have a planner? I beg to disagree, especially if you will be getting a planner as quirky, fun, and hugot-filled as my planner. Step aside you sophisticated Starbucks planner!


The "Relaks, Puso Lang Yan, Malayo sa Bituko" Planner 2015 is the epitome of everything hugot  that it perfectly fits those who wanna sulk in bitterness because of their platonic, non-existent, or devastatingly heartbreaking love lives.  The planner opens with a warning, though.


"Ang planner na ito ay walang kapangyarihan na mapaibig siyam mapabago ang isip niya, mapalimot siya....mapabalik siya sayo, habol-habulin ka na parang ang ganda-ganda mo/ ang gwapo-gwapo mo.  Tapos biglang uulan, mababasa siya sa ulan, tapos luluhod sa harap mo, magmamamkaawang mahalin mo rin siya dahil mahal na mahal ka niya at ang sakit sakit na." Does the last line sound familiar?

"Wag kang OA. Planner lang ako, FYI." Well, the planner is right.


It's no surprise that the planner comes with the wittiest, most relatable hugot .  As featured in Kapuso Mo, Jessica Soho January 11, 2014 episode, the "Relaks, Puso Lang Yan, Malayo sa Bituko" Planner 2015 is actually crafted by renowned screenplay writer/ director Antoinette Jadaone, who is the mind behind successful feels trip movies Relaks, It's Just Pag-ibig, English Only, Please, and the commercially successful CinemaOne Originals film That Thing Called Tadhana.


Unlike most planners, the "Relaks, Puso Lang Yan, Malayo sa Bituko" Planner 2015 does not only help you organize your messy schedules but it also gives you a quick punch of humor or a big b*tch slapping should you feel tormented by your *ehem* love life.

The pages of this planner are filled with cute artworks.  More so, it is loaded with cool features that will remind you of love.  There's your love horoscope for the month, stickers to match your hearts current situation, and some trivia on certain dates.

The stickers to match your heart's current status

Here's a free reading of your love life this month

This one is way better than the original Snakes and Ladders.

In the absence of the real ones, you got something to cut out should you need them

The planner also comes with certain holidays you never thought of existed like the All Sawis' Day which comes right after November 1 and 2, a holiday dedicated to all sawi sa pag-ibig!  Of course, that's a made up precious moment.

Here's a list of national holidays and those sympathy days or weeks for your love life

It's not the late to get you The "Relaks, Puso Lang Yan, Malayo sa Bituko" Planner 2015 as Tita Witty of Witty Will Save The World is on a Grand Planner Sale. The planner is now sold at Php350.00 with free shipping nationwide!  So what are you guys waiting for? Grab your own The "Relaks, Puso Lang Yan, Malayo sa Bituko" Planner 2015 and let's all plan a hugot-filled year.